Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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