We should be called the Road Head Warriors
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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