But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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