the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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