But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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