Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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