What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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