All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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