I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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