with your own penis?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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