it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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