What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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