Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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