theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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