I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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