who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
