I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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