That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Your cock deserves a montage
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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