how hairy? two words: wookie tits
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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