There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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