I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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