I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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