Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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