5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
