TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Boobs speak an international language.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Randomize
