Why are handjobs necessary in class?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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