to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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