Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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