try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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