We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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