We're like a lot better than the average bears
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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