I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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