Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Randomize
