You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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