I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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