real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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