I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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