On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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