Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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