No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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