and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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