We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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