Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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