Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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