I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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