Im at strip club and am horny
I smell stomach acid.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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