it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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