ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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