Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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