i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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